what type of cuckold are you?

1. you are unable to last 30 seconds befor shooting ur load 2. your penis is too small to pleasure your wife 3. you understand that your wifes sexual needs can never be met by you, so she has to seek satisfaction 4. after your wifes dates you discuss in length what she did and how he is a real man, not like you 5. when your wifes/mistresses date has pleasured her, she makes you eat her creampie and lick her clean