nerdy_lil_whiteboy

I'm a 28 year old, bisexual, Jewish white male from Philly PA. My hair is reddish brown (like chestnut), my face is dotted with freckles, and I wear glasses. I'm pretty short (5'3") and scrawny (between 100-110 pounds). Despite my username, my penis actually isn't all that small. Fully erect, it reaches 4 inches (admittedly not big, but not the smallest in the world either).

I'm a nerd when it comes to video games, watching cartoons, and collecting stuffed animals. I'm a Democrat (though I do have quite a number of Republican friends), a pacifist, and a vegetarian (although, I stuffed a few meaty cocks down my throat, lol).

Like almost everybody from Philadelphia, I'm a major sports fan. It's in our ... to be the best fans in the world. Of course I root for all Philly teams. Phillies, Eagles, Flyers, Sixers. Yeah! I also root for all local schools in college sports. Such teams include LaSalle, Villanova, Temple, St. Joseph's, Drexel, Rutgers, and any other college that is in the Philly area.
I'm looking forward to meeting some nice, open-minded people on this site, as well as doing plenty of masturbating while I'm here.

Lastly, I must stress the fact that I fucking love undies! I have a rabid underwear fetish that should never ever be underestimated.

The Wizard of Oz
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Dumbo
James Bond 007 (Connery and Moore above the rest)
Stalker
Solaris (1972 Tarkovsky film, NOT the 2002 film)
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Shining
Pulp Fiction
Blue Velvet
Mad Max
All Quiet on the Western Front
All Dogs Go to Heaven
On the Town
Liquid Sky
Alien
Halloween
Suspiria
Escape From New York
Godzilla vs. Hedorah
Rocky

Favorite Bands/Musicians/Composers:
Steve Reich
The Beatles
Gary Numan
Genesis
Yes
Parliament/Funkadelic
Peter Gabriel
Prince
Peter Tchaikovsky
Terry Riley
Plaid
Plastikman
Autechre
Type O Negative
Jane's Addiction

-Undies. Underwear. Underpants. Speedos. I really, truly, seriously do have a huge underwear fetish. I love wearing and seeing other men wearing briefs, bikini briefs, panties, or speedos, and I love seeing women in pretty panties. Undies are perfect for wearing, seeing others wearing, touching, sniffing, licking, jerking off into, dancing around in, wearing while videogaming, etc... They are just supercalifragilfuckinglistically phenominal.

-Interracial featuring a dominant black man and a submissive white girl or guy.

-Interracial cuckolding in which a black man is dominant, a white girl submissive to him, and a sissy white boy submissive to them both.

-White girl pregnant with a black man's ....

-Small dicked white boys being made to wear panties and other girl's clothing.

-Sex acts which make me horny to watch include:
*White girls deepthroating large black cock till they gag (if they puke, even better).
*A white girl or boy giving a rim job to a black guy (the hairier the his buttcrack, the hotter it is).
*A white boy licking up a black man's cum from a girl's pussy or (in cases of anal creampie) having the girl squat over him and squeeze the cum out her butthole into his mouth. Remember, good girly boys always swallow.

-Freeballing, aka going commando (I'm sorry, but IMO you'd have to be either a fool or a lunatic to deprive yourself of the comfort, sexiness, and blessed stability that comes with wearing underwear).

-Interracial sex featuring a dominant white guy and a submissive black girl or guy. Not that I'm against people doing that if they wish, but it personally doesn't turn me on.

-Watersports and ...

-Stuff that makes me think that the world and the human race is horribly disgusting and totally fucked up, which is stuff that involves innocent people getting hurt in authentically evil and horrific ways (.... ... pornography. Snuff. Etc...)

About Friend Requests:
Before I mention my hobbies, I would like all visitors to my page to know where I stand on friendship requests: Quite simply, I love receiving them. If you happen to come across my page here and like what you see, then feel free to add me as a friend. Commenting is encouraged as well. The main reason I am a member of this site is to meet nice and open-minded people (...OK, so masturbation is the main reason, I'll admit that, but making friends isn't far behind, lol).

My Hobbies Include:
Reading and writing (mostly poetry and fanfiction), frequently masturbating, watching cartoons, watching sports, and playing video games.

Favorite Authors:
Anne Sexton
Charlotte Turner Smith
Emily Bronte
William Blake
Sylvia Plath
Betsy Sholl
Jack London
Erin Hunter