by Philliy
Superman is flying around one day and he’s feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great fuck. Superman then tells him that he couldn’t do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away.
Superman then sees Spiderman swinging around like the sex god he is and flies next to him whilst he’s swinging and asks him who the best shag around is. Spiderman tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about.
He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked, legs spread. He thinks I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of her so fast she’ll never know what went down. So, he flies down does his business and in 3 seconds he’s back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says “What was that?”
Invisible Man says: “I don’t know but my ass hurts!
Superman then sees Spiderman swinging around like the sex god he is and flies next to him whilst he’s swinging and asks him who the best shag around is. Spiderman tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about.
He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked, legs spread. He thinks I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of her so fast she’ll never know what went down. So, he flies down does his business and in 3 seconds he’s back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says “What was that?”
Invisible Man says: “I don’t know but my ass hurts!
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