It’s our 21st wedding anniversary! Finally, our marriage is old enough to drink in California. So what else is there to do but throw a big old bacchanalian celebration of “monogamish” love, lust and healthy, good-natured debauchery? Probably a lot of things, like say, see your doctor, slow down, retire, act your age, make out your will, etc. But maybe one of the secrets to Pr. Max’s and my marital longevity is that we’ve never acted our age or “grown up” at all. We are perpetually at play—with each other, with our Bonoboville friends and lovers and with you, my darling reader—and so the momentous occasion of our 21st anniversary turns into one big orgiastic play-fest to the collective merriment of all.
FEATURED GUESTS
Sinn Sage: Not only are we commemorating our 21st, we’re also celebrating the fact that sweet Sinn, one of our favorite DrSuzy.tv guests of all time, just won an AVN award for best Girl-Girl scene. A ...’s delight, Sinn is the first in the Womb Room to show her pretty pert boobs and spectacular booty, and she gives me much-needed “moral” support as some of my other guests pull up my voluminous wedding crinoline and let the hubby flog me with our JuxLeather flogger–21 times for each of 21 flogtastic years.
Malaika Millions: Winner of the 2012 “Spirit of Marilyn” award, this dazzling performance artist reincarnates Monroe’s delicate but powerful spirit and embodies her luscious body. Marilyn was my Daddy’s favorite star (thus he middle-named me “Marilyn&rdquo
and one of Max’s old heartthrobs too. A hush passes over the Womb Room as our very own MM serenades us, breathily singing “Happy Anniversary To You,” wearing a sparkling, skin-colored, skin-tight dress that looks just like the one the historical Marilyn was literally “sewn into” naked on that unforgettable night in 1962 when she so famously and breathily sang “Happy Birthday To You” to that stud-of-studs, her lover, U.S. President John F. Kennedy, just three months before she died so mysteriously and about a year before his assassination.
Sienna Sinclaire: Naughty lifestyle expert, sex coach, adult model, entrepreneur and first-class world traveler, this busy beauty just wrote and published a glossy new book, The Naughty Girl’s Guide to Los Angeles, featuring The Dr. Susan Block Show as one of LA’s sexiest shows and Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy as one of LA’s hottest spots for naughty girls—and guys. Speaking of guys, Sienna arrives in Bonoboville with a veritable squadron of men who are all part of her own naughty Meetup Group, all of whom she loves to tease. She even gets one of them to go onstage, strip down and offer up his slightly embarrassed, naked penis for all to see, but there she lets him hang. Well, at least she lets him suck Bonoboville Jello Shots off her naughty nipples…That’s something! Sienna recently returned from Asia, where she visited all the biggest brothels, including the notorious “Superpussy” in Thailand.
Chris Gore: We just adore Mr. Gore, one of our favorite LA funny men, but on the momentous occasion of our 21st wedding anniversary, he is possessed by a variant of Tourette’s syndrome that keeps him obsessively bellowing, bleating and begging for “titties!” and “vagina!” and finally for me to ride the Sybian, giant white wedding dress crinoline and all. Most shows would have had him escorted away after the first outburst, but here in Bonoboville, all of Chris’ wishes come true, and then some.
Jesse Flores: One of our favorite TS performers, this self-described comic book nerd won the 2012 XBiz Performer of the Year award. She also has her own toyline with CalExotics… her figure is called “Transsexual Jesse.” She looks like a very kinky bridesmaid in a pink and white fishnet lingerie ensemble that leaves very little to the imagination.
Master D: A dear friend of the Speakeasy since 2008, Master D is the beloved grandson of Australia’s most famous mob boss, Abe Saffron, and one of the sweetest guys we know. But he’s also one of the most sadistic, mercilessly wielding my violet electric wand, to shock some of the prettiest nipples in the Womb Room into erect attention.
Fawnia the Naughty Realtor: She’s back due to popular demand! And her beautiful real estate is out again for us to all fawn over. Just in case you haven’t heard, she’s looking to find us a new place for the next incarnation of the Institute and the Speakeasy: a 16,000-30,000 square foot hotel-type property in the LA area for our expanded urban erotic retreat. If you know of a great building for us, call us at 213-670-0066 . And in the meantime, enjoy Fawnia the Naughty Realtor on this show and others!
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