Riding the merry Masturbation Month of May like a vibrating saddle on a bucking bronco, Chase Ryder charges into Bonoboville, over an hour late, but smoking hot and ready to ride all sorts of things from a powerful, pulsating CalExotics wand to our in-studio stripper pole to Isiah Maxwell’s amazing 11-incher until it leaps out of her like a great stallion and sprays hot creamy horsepower all over her beautiful body.
Wow, what a climax!!!
And to think these two almost don’t even make it to the show! Just as we go live, we start to wonder where they are, their appearance having been confirmed, posted, tweeted and retweeted. We can’t believe they’d flake, even though some of our followers pessimistically tweet that possibility within half an hour. It’s true that many adult performers can’t get to their appointments for one reason or another. But not these two. Though its Chase’s virgin show on DrSuzy.Tv, Isiah Maxwell’s alter ego is Isiah King James IV, PR dynamo for Ideal Image Models and the most reliable guy in Porn Valley. But Isiah’s unreachable! As the minutes tick by, we start to imagine the worst: car accidents, sudden illness, house fires, loony ex-lovers on the rampage, zombie invasions…
Then we get word from Chase that she is outside Isiah’s place trying to awaken the sleeping giant! When she realizes she can’t reach him, let alone wake him, quick-thinking Ryder jumps back on her horse (I mean, in her car), galloping down the 405 to Bonoboville in record time. Moments later, Isiah (who miraculously wakes up just after she gives up) chases Lady Chase down the freeway, arriving just a few minutes after her.
But whoa Nellie, do they make up for lost time! First off, Chase strides in looking flushed and gorgeous, a raven-haired lovely like her namesake, Winona Ryder. Later we learn that in Chase’s Phoenix, Arizona high school production of The Crucible, the Arthur Miller masterpiece based on the 1692 Salem Witch Trials (which Miller likened to the McCarthy hearings of the 1950s, and is also, in my opinion, strangely akin to the insane McMartin-Buckey “satanic” ... abuse trials of the 1980s), Chase played the part of Abigail Williams, Winona’s role In the 1996 film. Around the same time, she wrote a high school paper based on The Bonobo Way!
But frankly, right now, with less than a half-hour left to the live broadcast, we can’t be bothered with details. We just want to get her clothes off!
Chase is eager to oblige, first peeling off her neon pink bra to reveal her exquisite, all-natural boobs for Bonoboville Communion with dangerously delicious Dirty Tequila, our new favorite drink. Having been an altar boy in the Catholic church of his Cleveland childhood, Isiah knows something about taking communion, though his priest didn’t offer it the way we do here in Bonoboville (at least I hope he didn’t). When Chase chooses to lick her salt off of sweet Isiah’s monster cock, the party really goes bonobos.
And lest we forget we are celebrating Masturbation Month here, before Ms. Ryder starts riding Isiah, she puts that fine “Body and Soul” CalExotics vibe into kitty-petting overdrive, twerking and rubbing in and out of her Supergirl panties, her new “911” skull-and-crossbones panties (you go, Panty Boy!) and then down to her luscious, shaved-bare, pierced vulva, as my JuxLeather finger-flogger lightly whacks her pretty buns. Isiah doesn’t do a lot of masturbating, though he does testify to the importance of jerkin’ the gherkin (or in his case, the giant cucumber), and his prolific post-show pop shot happens (after pulling off his Condomania Xtra-large Trojan magnum) with a little help from his hand.
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