by DrSusanBlock
June keeps “busting out all over” Bonoboville with sunshine, full-moonshine and summer-hot bare boobs. This body-mind-and-soul-stimulating, system-questioning, half-naked, 80% raw, 10% spam (both kinds), totally fun and funny show includes a variety of Weapons of Mass Discussion, from how to have sustainable sex on the beach without getting too much sand in your crotch to the penile benefits of maca versus Cialis to America’s crippling, multi-billion dollar Koch habit.
In-studio Commedia Erotica range from Bonoboville Communion with barbell-pierced nipples to forced green-smoothie guzzling to a good, fairly hard ass-whupping with a Juxleather slapper that looks and sounds a lot like somebody’s abusive dad’s folded over leather belt. What a way to kick off/spank off Father’s Day.
Our special guest is “Raw Vegan Slave Goddess” Cici Cummins (her real name!), introduced to us by our dear friend and fellow Counterpunch writer, Oregon conservationist Michael Donnelly, so we know Ms. Cummins “cums” from good eco-politics and hot spring hedonism.
Cici strolls into RadioSUZY1 studios like she’s just come off the beach at Baja (where she owns a juice bar), wearing nothing but a teeny-weeny bikini and pretty soon, she loses more than half of that. June is (indeed) busting out all over! Then she spreads a bunch of bottles filled with her favorite Purium health products on the stripper pole table and, utilizing her proliferating Weapons of Mass Seduction to the fullest, persuades me to taste the “10 Day Transformational Cleanse.” I only try it for 10 seconds, not 10 days, but it’s actually not bad. Though it looks like a money shot from Swamp Thing (that’s what you get with “no artificial coloring”), it tastes kind of like oatmeal with berries. Capt’n Max mixes his with vodka. Greentini, Green Russian or Green Martian, it’s eco-alcoholism FTW!
Since I try her drink, it seems only fair and bonoboësque that Cici reciprocate and partake in our “Bonoboville Communion” imbibing ritual. Raised Quaker, where communion is practiced via silent reflection, Cici appreciates the spiritual aspects of communion in Bonoboville, but she also goes for the gusto with Dirty Tequila, salty tits and hot lips. Then, good former “alpha slave” that she is, she presents her sun-kissed, beach booty for that ass-whupping. I channel my inner Daddy/Dom as best I can and turn that tanned hide red as a summer sunset.
To continue reading please visit: http://bloggamy.com/raw-cici
In-studio Commedia Erotica range from Bonoboville Communion with barbell-pierced nipples to forced green-smoothie guzzling to a good, fairly hard ass-whupping with a Juxleather slapper that looks and sounds a lot like somebody’s abusive dad’s folded over leather belt. What a way to kick off/spank off Father’s Day.
Our special guest is “Raw Vegan Slave Goddess” Cici Cummins (her real name!), introduced to us by our dear friend and fellow Counterpunch writer, Oregon conservationist Michael Donnelly, so we know Ms. Cummins “cums” from good eco-politics and hot spring hedonism.
Cici strolls into RadioSUZY1 studios like she’s just come off the beach at Baja (where she owns a juice bar), wearing nothing but a teeny-weeny bikini and pretty soon, she loses more than half of that. June is (indeed) busting out all over! Then she spreads a bunch of bottles filled with her favorite Purium health products on the stripper pole table and, utilizing her proliferating Weapons of Mass Seduction to the fullest, persuades me to taste the “10 Day Transformational Cleanse.” I only try it for 10 seconds, not 10 days, but it’s actually not bad. Though it looks like a money shot from Swamp Thing (that’s what you get with “no artificial coloring”), it tastes kind of like oatmeal with berries. Capt’n Max mixes his with vodka. Greentini, Green Russian or Green Martian, it’s eco-alcoholism FTW!
Since I try her drink, it seems only fair and bonoboësque that Cici reciprocate and partake in our “Bonoboville Communion” imbibing ritual. Raised Quaker, where communion is practiced via silent reflection, Cici appreciates the spiritual aspects of communion in Bonoboville, but she also goes for the gusto with Dirty Tequila, salty tits and hot lips. Then, good former “alpha slave” that she is, she presents her sun-kissed, beach booty for that ass-whupping. I channel my inner Daddy/Dom as best I can and turn that tanned hide red as a summer sunset.
To continue reading please visit: http://bloggamy.com/raw-cici
